Has no food

I'm currently on campus because I had to turn in an assignment at 5 and decided to sit down in the wonderful sun with my laptop after doing so. A squirrel just came up to me as though expecting me to offer some sort of treat. Even if I had one I would not do so. I was on the phone leaving a message at the time, but I seriously could have swooped my hand down and picked the little guy up before he could run away if I'd had any desire to risk rabies.

For the record, I don't.